What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.