What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.