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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.