What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.