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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.