What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.