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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth