What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.