How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.