How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!