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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!