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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.