How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!