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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.