How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!