What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.