What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.