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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

Removed

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.