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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.