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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.