What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart