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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away