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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.