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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.