What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!