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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.