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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.