Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.