Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.