Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.