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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.