Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.