Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach