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Baroque Jokes

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".