Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque