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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque