How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.