How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".