How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.