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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.