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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.