How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.