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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong