How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.