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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,