How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.