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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.