What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.