What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong