What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!