How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!