How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math