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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math