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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.