How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.