Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.