Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.