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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.