How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's math?

People who give 110%

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.