How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.