How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.