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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat