How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars