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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.