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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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You have to start from scratch.

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Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.