How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...