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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.