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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

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Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians