What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type