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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.