What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

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When we first met?

No, before that.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.