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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Black Girl Jokes More Black Girl Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth