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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.