How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.