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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!