What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.