What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.