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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

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