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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.