When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.