Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
They are sitting on their lips!
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Baby don't hurt me.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
