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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.