Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.