What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.