What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master