What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun