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What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.