In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
They were both caused by a message from god.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
GiANT!!
Sir, this is a liquor store.
Go big or go home
You call 9-wun-wun
A giant!
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Phil.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
They don't deliver on Sunday
Giant fans.
They lived harpily ever after!
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
He knows where all the bad girls live
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
He can't, it's impawsible.
Badum chh)
What's Kraken!
A meowntain!
She didn't want to litter