Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?

Avocado pickers

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

Iron Giant Jokes More Iron Giant Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran