Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Kraken Jokes More Kraken Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What's kraken?

Badum chh)

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)