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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!