Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.