Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Iron Giant Jokes More Iron Giant Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.