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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

D Source Jokes More D Source Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.