What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!