What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!