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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Day Christmas Jokes More Day Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!