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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.