What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.