What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.