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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve