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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!