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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave