Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.