Because he's covering an erection!
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
I don't have a Camaro....
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A wind tunnel.
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
