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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.