What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.