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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.