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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles