March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Previous Random Joke Next
Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles