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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles