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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.