Timing
You skip the punchline.
I reddit.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Timing.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Americans don't get them.
This isn't a good joke.
Unoriginal
They go off on tangents.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
I dunno, I just repost them.
Not on /r/jokes
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Dr Whoover
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Lack of concentration.
Crate and Barrel.
About 60 pounds.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nothing, you already told her once.
Arduous.
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Misspell the paunch line.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
