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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.