Good Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful