What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays