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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.