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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.