What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.