What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.