Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.