What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.