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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.