Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.