Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.