What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.