What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.