What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.