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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.