Resist Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.