Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
You weed out the rest
Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.