Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.