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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.