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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.