What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!