How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.