How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!