How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.