How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.