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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh