How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.