How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.