What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.