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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Upper Case Letter Jokes More Upper Case Letter Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.