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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

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In a were-house

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Switching Users

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Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Turned down 4 watt

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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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They're good at planting evidence.

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A rooster!

Upper Case Letter Jokes More Upper Case Letter Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.