Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.