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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Glitter Jokes More Glitter Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.