When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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If it spins anti-cyclonically

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

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Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Because it had too many threads.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Because they heard he's a web developer.

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Glitter Jokes More Glitter Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.