When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Glitter Jokes More Glitter Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.