I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
JabbaScript
You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
When the monkey wants its bum back?
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
A wizard is never late.
Dumblebore
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
We can't. It's already fixed.
Glitter.
