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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?