How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.