How did your mom know you hadn't washed...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?