How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.