I forgot to wet the soap.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
A runner in scoring position.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
It's Morphine Time!
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Put it under the soap.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
He wet his plants.
Wet
