How did your mom know you hadn't washed...

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?