How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.