Washed up.
It's Morphine Time!
OCDC
He puts it in the Wash.
Microwaves!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
They send them through the Wash.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because these colors don't run.
Throw in your washing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They wash themselves.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Because it's too cold outtide
Because it's sham poo.
Your wife.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Because it's too cold out tide.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Conditioner Gordon.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Microwaves.
Champ who
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
In Fort Launderdale.
I forgot to wet the soap.
In a river basin!
Because it's too cold out-tide.
Psst...Who washes your... sheets
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Because it's too cold to wash out Tide
Bubble and squeak!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wash and wear wolf
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
He was sent to the udder side
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Putting them back in the wheelchair
Bleotch!!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
A road
Downy.
Like a Bosch!
I think we're in sink.
Rub it rub it rub it.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Rastafriedrice
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
To get to the other tide.
She went out with the tide.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When the car breaks down.
A Hamburghini.
Player: I finished it in three days!
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
About 3 weeks.
I don't know, I just fly the drone
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
I don't know, I've never tri
