Washed up.
It's Morphine Time!
OCDC
He puts it in the Wash.
Microwaves!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
They send them through the Wash.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because these colors don't run.
Throw in your washing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They wash themselves.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Because it's too cold outtide
Because it's sham poo.
Your wife.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Because it's too cold out tide.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Conditioner Gordon.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Microwaves.
Champ who
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
In Fort Launderdale.
I forgot to wet the soap.
In a river basin!
Because it's too cold out-tide.
Psst...Who washes your... sheets
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Because it's too cold to wash out Tide
Bubble and squeak!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wash and wear wolf
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
He was sent to the udder side
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Putting them back in the wheelchair
Bleotch!!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
A road
Downy.
Like a Bosch!
I think we're in sink.
Rub it rub it rub it.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Because he was following people before instagram
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Plan C-ya.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
A two-weeker
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
She threw away all of the W's.
They're so damned hard to peel.
