Washed up.
Put it through the Wash.
Microwaves!
They send them through the Wash.
Because these colors don't run.
Throw in your washing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Because it's sham poo.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Because it's too cold out tide.
Conditioner Gordon.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Microwaves.
Champ who
In Fort Launderdale.
I forgot to wet the soap.
In a river basin!
Because it's too cold out-tide.
Because it's too cold to wash out Tide
Bubble and squeak!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wash and wear wolf
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
He was sent to the udder side
Bleotch!!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
A road
Like a Bosch!
I think we're in sink.
Rub it rub it rub it.
For 2 weeks.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Ehh, it depends.
Because they see sharp.
For throwing out all the w's.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
A No. 2 pencil.
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
An elephant in a washing machine!