Washed up.
It's Morphine Time!
OCDC
He puts it in the Wash.
Microwaves!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
They send them through the Wash.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because these colors don't run.
Throw in your washing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They wash themselves.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Because it's too cold outtide
Because it's sham poo.
Your wife.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Because it's too cold out tide.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Conditioner Gordon.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Microwaves.
Champ who
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
In Fort Launderdale.
I forgot to wet the soap.
In a river basin!
Because it's too cold out-tide.
Psst...Who washes your... sheets
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Because it's too cold to wash out Tide
Bubble and squeak!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wash and wear wolf
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
He was sent to the udder side
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Putting them back in the wheelchair
Bleotch!!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
A road
Downy.
Like a Bosch!
I think we're in sink.
Rub it rub it rub it.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
A tearjerker
Because his mother was in a jam.
Toes go in first!
Because they're simple easy and they taste good.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
