What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed