What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.