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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!