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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.